relationships

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door t...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...

The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The inst...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...

There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when hi...

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...

"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...

Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...

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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don...

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...

A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...

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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...

Top executive of Big Construction Company:

Give me a brief summary of what is curr...

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery....

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...

A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand...

The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was v...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...

One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house aro...

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...