relationships

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...

Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:



1) "I was kidding about being ...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflect...

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....

God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "Th...

He does not have a Beer Gut
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility

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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...

What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting ol...

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...

A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he...

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door t...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...

The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The inst...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...

There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when hi...

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...

"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...