Relationships Jokes

A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...

On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T...

On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ...

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...

"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. ...

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W...

The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-m...

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they migh...

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She sa...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow hav...

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what groun...

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room...