Relationships Jokes

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anon...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...

Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...

Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ...

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...

Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Gla...

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...

My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard...

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...

Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h...