relationships

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, ...

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The da...

A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to ...

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...

Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints o...

This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...

The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Caroli...

These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."...

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...

Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you ...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...

Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobb...

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmon...

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...

Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:



1) "I was kidding about being ...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflect...

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....

God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "Th...

He does not have a Beer Gut
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility

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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...

What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...