relationships

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She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....

"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside....

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I...

Q. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg?

A. Fake an orgasm....

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I...

Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him t...

"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...

Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the...

"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend. "W...

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...

Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman....

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...

Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepe...

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...

A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took f...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...

My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard...

The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-m...

Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors. When he attends a wif...

I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but... she thought "kinky sex" invol...

"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...

One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to b...

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...

Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony paymen...

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because

eventual...

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of ...

Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....

The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass ...

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that...

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....

"My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to wo...

Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out...

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...