redneck jokes

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Your family tree does not fork....

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You burn your front yard rather than mow it....

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Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash....

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You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month....

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You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport....

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You go to a tupperware party for a haircut....

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Bikers back down from your momma....

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You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....

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The ASPCA raids your kitchen....

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You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the m...

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned!...

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws!...

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Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan....

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if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey....

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You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course....

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You're an expert on worm beds....

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Red Man sends you a Christmas card....

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Fewer than half of your cars run....

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You clean your nails with a stick....

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There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the...

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Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A....

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You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income....

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You have an Elvis Jell-o mold....

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You use your fishing license as a form of I.D....

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You need an estimate from your barber before you get a ha...

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You think a chain saw is a musical instrument....

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You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill....

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Birds are attracted to your beard....

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You take a fishing pole to Sea World....

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You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow....

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You think the French Riviera is a foreign car....

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You fainted when you met Slim Whitman....

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You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture....

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You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader....

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Your best ashtray is a turtle shell....

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Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the ...

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You own more cowboy boots than sneakers....

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You prefer car keys to Q-tips....

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You can spit without opening your mouth....

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There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house....

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The first words out of your mouth every time you see frie...

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Your biggest ambition in life is to "git thet big ol...

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Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my fi...

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "...

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You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton si...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies hi...

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You have started a petition to change the National Anthem...

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Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people...

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The directions to your house include "turn off the p...

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Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced,...