redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if...
You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial....

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!
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Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming....

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Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care....

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test....

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Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....

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If you've ever used a pork product to assemble a bicycle....

An English woman and a Redneck woman woman were grocery shopping, After watching the other woman...

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You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups tha...

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You've ever parked a Camero in a tree....

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Your Christmas tree is still up in February....

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You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup....

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You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house....

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You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over...

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None of your shirts cover your stomach....

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Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator....

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You think the stock market has a fence around it....

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You pick your teeth from a catalog....

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You can tell your age by the number of rings in the batht...

You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor!...

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You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding....

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You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly s...

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You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen....

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There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets....

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There are more fish on your wall than pictures....

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Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them....

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You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car....

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People hear your car long before they see it....

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You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu....

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws!...

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Your family tree does not fork....

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You burn your front yard rather than mow it....

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Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash....

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You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month....

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You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport....

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You go to a tupperware party for a haircut....

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Bikers back down from your momma....

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You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....

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The ASPCA raids your kitchen....

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You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the m...

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned!...

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws!...

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Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan....

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if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey....

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You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course....

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You're an expert on worm beds....

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Red Man sends you a Christmas card....

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Fewer than half of your cars run....

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You clean your nails with a stick....

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There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the...