redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if...
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds....

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Your secret family recipe is illegal....

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The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot....

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You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. R...

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You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't....

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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the ...

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The taillight covers of your car are made of tape....

You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money....

You might be a redneck if....your belt buckle contains more money, than your pockets do....

You might be a redneck if anyone in your family died right after saying, ''Hey, y'all watch this...

You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with...

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There is a wasp nest in your living room....

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Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve....

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You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occ...

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The hood and one door are a different color from the rest...

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You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch somethi...

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Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse....

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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depend...

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You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an ov...

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Your wedding was held in the delivery room....

You might be a redneck if...someone yells "HO-DOWN" and your wife hits the floor....

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You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunti...

You might be a redneck if your truck's roof is higher than your trailer's....

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On stag night, you take a real deer....

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You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your...

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Your back porch is bigger than your house....

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Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat....

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The Salvation Army declines your mattress....

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Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch....

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Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell....

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You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial....

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!
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You might be a redneck if...
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming....

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Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care....

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test....

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Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....

You might be a redneck if...
If you've ever used a pork product to assemble a bicycle....

An English woman and a Redneck woman woman were grocery shopping, After watching the other woman...

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You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups tha...

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You've ever parked a Camero in a tree....

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Your Christmas tree is still up in February....

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You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup....

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You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house....

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You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over...

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None of your shirts cover your stomach....

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Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator....

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You think the stock market has a fence around it....

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You pick your teeth from a catalog....

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You can tell your age by the number of rings in the batht...

You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor!...