redneck jokes

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Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt b...

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You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy....

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You were shooting pool when your kids were born....

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!
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The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the sh...

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The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men....

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You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap....

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Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette....

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You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame....

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Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand....

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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill ...

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this......

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You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space....

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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes....

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Your coat-of-arms features kudzu....

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There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yar...

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You've ever made change in the offering plate....

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Your toilet paper has page numbers on it....

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Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor....

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You've ever shot a deer from inside your house....

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”...

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You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food....

You might be a redneck if you smoke hams after sex....

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You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures....

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You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you ar...

You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it....

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You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's toot...

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You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home....

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You think a subdivision is part of a math problem....

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Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds....

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Your secret family recipe is illegal....

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The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot....

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You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. R...

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You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't....

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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the ...

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The taillight covers of your car are made of tape....

You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money....

You might be a redneck if....your belt buckle contains more money, than your pockets do....

You might be a redneck if anyone in your family died right after saying, ''Hey, y'all watch this...

You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with...

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There is a wasp nest in your living room....

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Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve....

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You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occ...

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The hood and one door are a different color from the rest...

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You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch somethi...

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Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse....

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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depend...

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You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an ov...

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Your wedding was held in the delivery room....