redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said " Ya'll come look at...

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The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of bu...

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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality ent...

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Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included....

You might be a redneck if you only need another holepunch to get your freebie at the House of Ta...

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The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airpl...

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In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite...

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Your primary source of income is the pawn shop....

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.

You might be a redn...

A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following...

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he...

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down

to New Orleans....

You might be a redneck if...
You list your parole officer as a reference....

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Your wife's hairdo attracts bees....

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Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a...

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Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap....

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart....

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You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle....

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During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom ...

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You go to the family reunion to pick up women....

You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car....

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You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your...

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Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does....

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Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels....

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You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your edu...

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The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as ...

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You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound ...

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Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board....

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Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener....

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You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior....

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Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt b...

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You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy....

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You were shooting pool when your kids were born....

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!
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The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the sh...

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The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men....

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You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap....

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Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette....

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You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame....

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Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand....

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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill ...

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this......

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space....

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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes....

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Your coat-of-arms features kudzu....

You might be a redneck if your wife repeatedly has to tell you to take your transmission off the...

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There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yar...

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You've ever made change in the offering plate....

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Your toilet paper has page numbers on it....

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Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor....