Redneck Jokes

  • Trigonometry

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    A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what cours...

  • Two Rednecks

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    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

  • Valentines, Redneck

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    Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

    Yo...

  • West Virgina's Most Confusing Day

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    What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?

    Father's Day.
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  • West Virginia State Flower

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    What's the state flower of West Virginia? A satellite dish....

  • When you put your hunting

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    When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time.

    Y...

  • Why is a hunter good in bed?

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    Q. Why is a hunter good in bed?


    A. Becuse he always goes deep, when he's ...

  • Will I Live Longer?

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    A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live.
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  • You ask your 10-year old

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    You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.

    Your dog is your alarm clock.

    Yo...

  • You can identify your friends

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    You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.

    You think OFF is a fine sme...

  • You can name all the

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    You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".

    You recite lines from "The D...

  • You complain about the ban

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    You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal.

    You...

  • You consider your annual bath

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    You consider your annual bath one too many.

    You wore a baseball cap to the opera.

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  • You don't know what a

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    You don't know what a redneck is.

    You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Haz...

  • You ever spent the night

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    You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.

    No...

  • You fish in your above-ground

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    You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.

    Your beer can collection is ...

  • You gene pool doesn't have

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    You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

    Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you ...

  • You go to Wal-Mart to

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    You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.

    You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas p...

  • You go to your family

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    You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

    Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.<...

  • You go to your local

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    You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.

    Warp drive describes the condition of your ...

  • You got married in the

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    You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel.

    You search your computer monit...

  • You grow Vidalia onions, rather

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    You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

    Your Momma would ra...

  • You have a picture of

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    You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

    You just ...

  • You have a set of

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    You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

    You ...

  • You have all the "Dukes

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    You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape.

    You can give a summary of all the "...


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