Redneck Jokes

Q.what do you call 32 rednecks in one room?
A.full set of teeth...

Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...
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Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing par...

All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough ...

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...

you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start ...

Q. What would you call a Redneck who has successfully completed the 3rd grade?

A. Smart! ...

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their ow...

If your toddler has more teeth than you, you might just be a redneck....

Once, a redneck asked me : "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?"

"what?"

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The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and your wallet ...

The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Your wife keeps a ca...

The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hu...

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your ...

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully. I reg...

The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else ar...

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

You consider "Ou...

What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?


They've both ...

There are more fish on your wall than pictures.

Motel 6 turns off the lights when they se...

There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it.

Your Truck has more Neon on...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau ca...

How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Had it been invented elsewh...

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?In the end, someone is going to lose a tr...

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?...