redneck jokes

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People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe....

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You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with ...

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You have been fired from a construction job because of yo...

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Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown....

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You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutema...

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Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than you...

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You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips...

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The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your f...

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You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your ca...

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You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlf...

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You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer c...

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Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool....

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There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door....

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You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom....

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Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold....

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You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle....

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You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthd...

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ''out of your league'' bowls on a different n...

You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!...

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Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard....

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Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat t...

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Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are kil...

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Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pump...

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It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it...

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You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer....

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Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair...

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You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored....

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?

There's dandruff on his/h...

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Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to fi...

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Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states....

You might be a redneck if your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said " Ya'll come look at...

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The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of bu...

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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality ent...

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Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included....

You might be a redneck if you only need another holepunch to get your freebie at the House of Ta...

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The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airpl...

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In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite...

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Your primary source of income is the pawn shop....

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.

You might be a redn...

A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following...

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he...

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down

to New Orleans....

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You list your parole officer as a reference....

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Your wife's hairdo attracts bees....

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Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a...

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Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap....

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart....

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You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle....

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During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom ...

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You go to the family reunion to pick up women....