Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home....

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."...

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat....

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck....

You are a redneck,if your prom date is your brother, or if you got to the prom in your father's ...

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civi...

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You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of ...

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Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him ar...

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You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when ...

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You've ever hitchhiked naked,

You're turned on by a w...

You might be a rednack if...

You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.

You have...

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You've ever re-used a paper plate.

Smith and Wesson a...

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You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mash...

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You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

There ar...

You might be a redneck if...

After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz".

You ...

You might be a redneck if...

You don't know what a redneck is.

You're still upset ...

You might be a redneck if...

If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse. ...

If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a redneck....

You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food...

1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor....

You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart....

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same underwear as you do....

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...