redneck jokes

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You dated your daddy's current wife in high school....

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Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black v...

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You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer h...

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The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll w...

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You need one more hole punched in your card to get a free...

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You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your ...

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You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking wh...

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More than one living relative is named after a Southern C...

You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don't want to c...

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You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it ha...

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Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to...

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...

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Your momma doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips befo...

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When you leave your house, you are followed by federal ag...

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The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas ligh...

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You are still holding on to Confederate money because you...

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Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with th...

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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest....

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Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him...

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Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive....

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a ...

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Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had t...

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You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest inven...

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Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to he...

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You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland....

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area....

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You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvr...

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You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a g...

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You consider your license plate personalized because your...

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Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting....

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People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe....

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You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with ...

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You have been fired from a construction job because of yo...

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Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown....

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You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutema...

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Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than you...

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You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips...

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The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your f...

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You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your ca...

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You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlf...

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You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer c...

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Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool....

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There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door....

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You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom....

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Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold....

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You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle....

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You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthd...

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ''out of your league'' bowls on a different n...

You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!...

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Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard....