Redneck Jokes

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws....

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe...

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
2. You have used your light saber to open and coo...

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chic...

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens....

An impotent farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now and he just didn't know wha...

It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.

You've ever ...

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.

It's the way you say it...

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative...

"Mom, how did I get my name?"

asked a boy "I name all my children after the first thing I...

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung...

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma? A: Carry-Oakies...

Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You...

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found ...

You just might possibly be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head....

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

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After having their eleventh child, a North Georgia mountaineer couple decided that 11 was enough...

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take a ba...

Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle....

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...

A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following...

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this......

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was lick...

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her k...

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you mi...