redneck jokes

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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Que...

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You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change s...

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Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attracti...

If you walk your child to school each morning because you are in the same grade, you might be a ...

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You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the ma...

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You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvi...

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You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight...

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard!...

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you mi...

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Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?

Someone's f...

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You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gr...

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung...

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You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls...

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your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo gam...

You just might possibly be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head....

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A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy ...

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You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year....

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You think people that send out graduation announcements a...

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You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck an...

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Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for ...

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Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into spor...

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The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits yo...

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The flood history of the area can be seen on your living ...

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The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice....

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You dated your daddy's current wife in high school....

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Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black v...

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You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer h...

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The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll w...

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You need one more hole punched in your card to get a free...

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You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your ...

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You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking wh...

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More than one living relative is named after a Southern C...

You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don't want to c...

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You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it ha...

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Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to...

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Your momma doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips befo...

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When you leave your house, you are followed by federal ag...

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The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas ligh...

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You are still holding on to Confederate money because you...

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Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with th...

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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest....

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Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him...

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Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive....