redneck jokes

Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?





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You might be a redneck if you think the last words of the ''Star Spangled Banner'' are ''Gentlem...

You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a used hat!...

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you....

You might be a redneck if...
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank....

You might be a redneck if...
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridg...

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever bought a used cap....

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever used lard in bed....

You might be a redneck if...
You think cur is a breed of dog....

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does....

You might be a redneck if...

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You'v...

The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and pa...

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to coll...

A Redneck stopped at a friends house the other day and found him stalking
around with a f...

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat....

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."...

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend ...

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''...

You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was ''Dueling Banjos!''...

How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college ...

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...

You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you ha...

You might be a redneck if your senior prom had a daycare!...

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same underwear as you do....

Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle....

You might be a redneck if...
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape....

You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!...

You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is an Italian airline!...

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-Tips!...

Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: You kick his sister in the jaw....

You might be a redneck if...
You own all the components of soap on a rope except the s...

There was 3 rednecks in New York City. One day while sight seeing they ran upon a whorehouse. Ex...

Two rednecks decide that they aren't going anywhere in life and think
they should go to co...

You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck is higher than the roof of your house....

You might be a redneck if there has ever been a crime scene tape across your bathroom door!...

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."...

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?In the end, someone is going to lose a tr...

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table....

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.

10. The moni...

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a lea...

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...

Q. What would you call a Redneck who has successfully completed the 3rd grade?

A. Smart! ...

How do you circumsize a redneck?

You kick his sister in the chin!...

You don't know what a redneck is.

You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Haz...

How do rednecks in Kentucky have four play?

Sis are you awake?...

Are you a Redneck? This is by Comedian Jeff Foxworthy, excerpted from
his book "You Might...

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....

Q. What's long and hard on a Redneck?

A. Third grade....

You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....