redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home....

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...

You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem!...

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!...

You might be a redneck if...
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Cu...

You might be a redneck if your jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife....

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come loo...

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!...

You might be a redneck if...
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "...

You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!...

You might be a redneck if you learned to drive in a monster truck!...

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!...

You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!...

If your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs. You just might be a redneck.
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If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that aren't, then you might be a redneck. ...

HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK ??.....KICK HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN ....

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!...

You might be a redneck if your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand!...

You might be a redneck if...
The primary color of your car is "bondo"....

You might be a redneck if you recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck!...

You might be a redneck if...
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine...

You might be a redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds!...

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!...

You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the car is shaped like a bare foot!...

You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you're both in the same grade!...

There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective ...

You are a redneck,if your prom date is your brother, or if you got to the prom in your father's ...

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They...

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are: "Gen...

Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?





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You might be a redneck if you think the last words of the ''Star Spangled Banner'' are ''Gentlem...

You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a used hat!...

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You've ever shot anyone for looking at you....

You might be a redneck if...
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank....

You might be a redneck if...
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridg...

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever bought a used cap....

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever used lard in bed....

You might be a redneck if...
You think cur is a breed of dog....

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does....

You might be a redneck if...

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You'v...

The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and pa...

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to coll...

A Redneck stopped at a friends house the other day and found him stalking
around with a f...

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat....

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."...

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend ...

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''...

You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was ''Dueling Banjos!''...

How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?