Redneck Jokes

Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle.

You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to fi...

Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You've ever held somebody up wit...

Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.

It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn...

Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.

You think a computer hacker carries...

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

You've been on TV more than 5 times descri...

Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy ...

Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Exxon and Conoco ha...

Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that ...

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Your wife's job requires her to wear a...

Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

Taking a dip has nothing to do w...

Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Your most expensiv...

Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You think people that send out gradu...

Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.

Your birth announcement included the wor...

Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Your insurance man is a redneck too...

Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since th...