redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if...
Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit t...

You might be a redneck if...
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"....

You might be a redneck if...
You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis....

You might be a redneck if...
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "...

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,”...

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

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You might be a redneck if...
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the far...

What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?


They've both ...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Jackson to claim it and th...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verif...

Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should g...

You might be a redneck if...
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and pri...

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck....

You might be a redneck if...
You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading....

You might be a redneck if...
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list....

You might be a redneck if...
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!&quo...

You might be a redneck if...
The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year....

You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk!...

You might be a redneck if...
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat&q...

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!...

If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a redneck....

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own...

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom it blew your house off its wheels!...

You might be a redneck if...
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmissio...

You might be a redneck if...
You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."...

You might be a redneck if...
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack ha...

You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse!...

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio ...

Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of ...

A redneck was standing in the middle of the road yelling, "57! 57!" A blonde saw her doing this ...

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home....

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...

You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem!...

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!...

You might be a redneck if...
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Cu...

You might be a redneck if your jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife....

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come loo...

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!...

You might be a redneck if...
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "...

You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!...

You might be a redneck if you learned to drive in a monster truck!...

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!...

You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!...

If your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs. You just might be a redneck.
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If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that aren't, then you might be a redneck. ...

HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK ??.....KICK HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN ....

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!...

You might be a redneck if your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand!...

You might be a redneck if...
The primary color of your car is "bondo"....