redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun....

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You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top....

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You own at least 20 baseball hats....

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There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending agains...

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging!...

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You've totaled every car you've ever owned....

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You've ever been arrested for loitering....

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You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is...

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Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA....

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You've ever used a weedeater indoors....

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Your brother-in-law is your uncle....

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You own a homemade fur coat....

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Your dog and your wallet are both on chains....

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There is a gun rack on your bicycle....

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You have to go down to the creek to take a bath....

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Your dad is also your favorite uncle....

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Your masseuse uses lard....

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You think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot....

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Taking a dip has nothing to do with water....

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You've never paid for a haircut....

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You mow your lawn and find a car....

You might be redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car!...

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You bring your dog to work with you....

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You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt...

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You've ever hitchhiked naked....

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You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately....

Y'know yer a redneck, when someone yells "Hoedown!" and yer date drop t'the floor. ...

You might be a redneck if...
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" remind...

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You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the &...

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Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppe...

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Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit t...

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Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"....

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You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis....

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The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "...

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,”...

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

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You might be a redneck if...
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the far...

What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?


They've both ...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Jackson to claim it and th...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verif...

Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should g...

You might be a redneck if...
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and pri...

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck....

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You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading....

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Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list....

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Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!&quo...

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The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year....

You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk!...

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Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat&q...

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!...