Redneck Jokes

An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You think Ol...

Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the ...

Description of a formal redneck wedding.

The bride's father carries a white shotgun, her ...

It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when...

Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is ...

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe...

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.

"Mom, how did I get my name?"

asked a boy "I name all my children after the first thing I...

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung...

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found ...

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take a ba...

Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle....

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...

A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following...

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home....

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat....

You might be a redneck if...

You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You might be a rednack if...

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

Smith and Wesson a...

You might be a redneck if...

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

There ar...

You might be a redneck if...

If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse. ...

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...

Q.what do you call 32 rednecks in one room?
A.full set of teeth...

All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough ...

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...