Redneck Jokes

  • A Redneck Porch

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    If your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs. You just might be a redneck.
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  • A Roomful of Rednecks

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    What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth....

  • Advice to northerner

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    Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed on how to use it shortly.

    Just b...

  • An expired license plate means

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    An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

    You think Ol...

  • Arkansas

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    Arkansas....

    3 Million People

    15 Last Names...

  • Bad Drivers

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    There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a ...

  • Bikers back down from your

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    Bikers back down from your momma.

    You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

  • Billy Bobs New Job

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    Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the ...

  • Blonde and a Pig

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    A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, ''Wh...

  • Chicken bone

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    A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders the chicken and star...

  • City code enforcement officers use

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    City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits.

    Yo...

  • CominCross the Ohio River

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    There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio ...

  • Do you keep Stationaries?

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    While vacationing in the hills of Arkansas, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper ...

  • Double Shot of Redneckness

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    You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.

    You might be a redn...

  • Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish

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    One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place...

  • Dumb Crooks Roundup

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    BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offender got alife senten...

  • Every time you see a

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    Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.

    You've ever ...

  • Expensive Fishing Trip

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    Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wad...

  • Farm Trucks

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    Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

    They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat...

  • Formal Wedding

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    Description of a formal redneck wedding.

    The bride's father carries a white shotgun, her ...

  • Gas Station Fill-up

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    There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales, so the owner put ...

  • Give Bubba a Chance

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    It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when...

  • Grandma a new plug of

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    Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

    You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is ...

  • Hanging With Rednecks

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    You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ''Just Say No To Crack'' and it reminds you t...

  • Hi-tech Redneck

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    Backup - What you do when you run across a varmint in the woods.

    Bug - The reaso...


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