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Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?

A: Not even the pool table has...

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics....

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and sprea...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real men aren't afraid o...

Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it looks like 2 of...

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name....

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots....

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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my ca...

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can ...

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imi...

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavi...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Departmen...

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...

Slightly below average: Stupid.

Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.
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The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton duri...

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations re...

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and th...

A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life...

You might be a redneck if...
On stag night, you take a real deer....

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to i...

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife i...

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures ...

You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.

On stag night, you take a real deer.

A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life...

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?...

A doctor examined a woman and took her husband aside. "I don't want to alarm you," he said, "but...

A girl approaches a boy in the school yard and asks him if he would like to play house with her....

Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be...

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world....

Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?



Man: I sure would,...

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
world....

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The pen is mightier than the swo...

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held ...

From "Perspectives" in NEWSWEEK, September 4, 1995:

"That's the las...