real jokes

Found Parable by J.D. McClatchy (published in the 15 November 1993 issue of the New Yorker, p. 7...

Hey, do you know the REAL reason the government jails people for theft?

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Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist....

The Scene: Three people walking across the desert; an American, a Mexican, and a Winkie. (Substi...

(What with all the talk about Mormon jokes here's a REAL MORMON JOKE!
At last!)

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's password, nor his or her real name, computer, software, n...

A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they ...

A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they ...

Programmers Sayings...



''BASIC - A programming language. Related to certai...

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: B...

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics....

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son,&...

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first on...

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested i...

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested i...

1. You laugh while inhaling.
2. You play D&D.
3. You are a real virgin, but not a cybervir...

A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones t...

What the Boss Really Said on Our Appraisal Sheet:

PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS AND T...

A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones t...

The famous genius Jara da Cimrman worked in many branches. One of them was Philosophy.

If Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!...

Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...

Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?

A: Not even the pool table has...

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics....

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and sprea...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real men aren't afraid o...

Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it looks like 2 of...

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name....

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots....

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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my ca...

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can ...

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imi...

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavi...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Departmen...

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...

Slightly below average: Stupid.

Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.
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The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton duri...

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations re...

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and th...