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Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...

What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV....

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussi...

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer...

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in jus...

President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, ...

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3...

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...

Becoming a Real Man!

Here's some advice Bill Gates dished out at a high school speech about 11 things they would not ...

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...



1. I've smoked fatter joints...

|Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday,...

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team

From Late Show with David Letterm...

*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...

The following, by Jules Feiffer, ran in Tuesday's The New York Times.

The monologue...

*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***

( Oops! My brain just h...

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and r...

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing the...

Signs you've had too much of the 90's!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think...

If shop mannequins
were real women, they would be too thin to menstruate.
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Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up a...

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing the...

Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals fo...

Signs you've had too much of the 90's!



You try to enter your password on t...

Signs you've had too much of the 90's!



You try to enter your password o...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Make it idiot-proof and someone ...

A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"

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A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...

Hopefully, all the humor-impaired and those who can't understand warnings have lost interest, so...

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Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.

"My son," the first one says,...

If various operating systems were cars, what would they be?
Linux is the Fiat of operatin...

An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and...

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Have you heard there is a lot of mergers going on in the information technology industry, here a...

Q: Why did the `Real Man' sit in the dark?
A: He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too...

Hopefully, all the humor-impaired and those who can't understand warnings have lost...