No real problem has a
Business jokes
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No real problem has a solution....
real jokes
Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle....
Real programmers don't notch their desks for each completed service request....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in cassero...
Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other...Real Cowboy
General / Unsorted jokes
29 hits
Picture an old, musty saloon in Southwest Texas filled with ole West and cattle
raisin' m...Real Life
General / Unsorted jokes
34 hits
Ok this happened in real life. As we are coming back from practice, one of my teammates found a ...
The real reason Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves is that
he thought it would be good for b...
This old mountain woman was going to see a real docter for the first time in her life. After th...A real bastard
Children
60 hitsA little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...
Travel and tourist jokes
More Jokes
37 hitsSteve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real...
Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell
Quiche....Political jokes
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117 hitsCheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree,...
Real programmers don't number paragraph names consecutively....
What sort of environment does the Real Programmer function best in? This is an important questio...R U A Real Cowboy?
Miscellaneous
43 hitsAn old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and order...
Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain....
Real programmers print only clean compiles....
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity....
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and o...
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They like Twinkies, Coke and palate scorching Szechwan food.<...- Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They like Twinkies, Coke and palate sco...
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Source - Some sick demented BMC I used to know...
A Sailor and a Marine are taking ...
Source - Some sick demented BMC I used to know...
A Sailor and a M...
1. You take more pride in your number of stars than you do your GPA.2. You find yourself calling...
Signs you've been playing HALO (for XBOX) too long.
-You call your friends...The bridge
Genie jokes
44 hits
There was a man walking on the beach and he found a genie lamp. The genie popped out and tol him...Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...
What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV....
Religious jokes
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119 hitsA Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussi...
Real And Guilt Gifts
Miscellaneous
35 hitsHow can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer...
New course for men!
Miscellaneous
36 hitsA new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in jus...
Hilarys hand
Political jokes
29 hits
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, ...30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3...
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...
Becoming a Real Man!
Here's some advice Bill Gates dished out at a high school speech about 11 things they would not ...
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints...Watch real baseball
Sport Jokes
76 hits|Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday,...
Watch real baseball
Sports jokes
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Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
From Late Show with David Letterm...Courtroom ding-dongs!
Miscellaneous
32 hits*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...
The following, by Jules Feiffer, ran in Tuesday's The New York Times.
The monologue...
*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***
( Oops! My brain just h...There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...
Clintons Wish!
Miscellaneous
29 hitsBill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and r...
Flood
General / Unsorted jokes
33 hits
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing the...Too much of the 90\'s!
Miscellaneous
37 hitsSigns you've had too much of the 90's!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think...
If shop mannequins
were real women, they would be too thin to menstruate.
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