Pun Fun jokes Jokes

  • A horse breeder story

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    This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she...

  • A man lost his wife

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    When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba d...

  • Actors picking parts

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    A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about c...

  • An incredible inventor

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    He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, h...

  • Atoms and a Buddhist

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    Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are...

  • Big chess tournament

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    The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's compet...

  • Farmer has problems

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    There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chick...

  • Farmer milks a cow

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    A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew in...

  • Fish tank

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    Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, "So how do you drive this thing?"...

  • Fishermen on the lake

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    Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wal...

  • Frog goes for a loan

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    A frog went to get a loan at a bank.

    The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty Stack. When th...

  • Hard working Penny

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    Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go ...

  • He has two girlfriends

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    There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her ...

  • Head goes to the bar

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    A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...

  • Leaves pun

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 81 hits


    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

    Russell...

  • Life of cows and bulls

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    A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the c...

  • Long hard brown and sticky

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 56 hits


    Q. What's long and hard and brown and sticky all over?



    A. A stick...

  • Mary Poppins visiting

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 38 hits


    Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel fo...

  • Owning a new pet fish

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    Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.
    ...

  • Pigeon flying in sky

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    But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll...

  • Producing a new gum

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 39 hits


    Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact th...

  • Smart snake breeder

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    There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he...

  • Stealing the paintings

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 58 hits


    Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However...

  • The dog and neutron

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 37 hits


    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "...

  • The family of potatoes

    rating0 Pun Fun jokes 113 hits


    One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway t...


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