Practical Jokes

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell o...

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about...

What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out....

Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners....

my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and ...

During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my sur...

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking q...

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...

Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had the...

Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The seco...

Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorseme...

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a ...

R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry...

Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p...

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...

During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the compe...

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT...

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO F...

TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY...

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HAR...

The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...