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Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
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1. Bicycles don't pregnant.

2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.

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During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He inv...

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You can always tell a really good idea by the enemies it makes.
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This is an original composition in response to a debate on affirmative
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Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb?
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My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got to
University. Be...

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of...