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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....

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If you can start the day without caffeine,

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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,<...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do...

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...

President George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks t...

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...

Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...

"Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped...

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything w...

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...

I can't remember where I read this several years ago but it was
alleged to have really ha...

WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...

Democrats V. Republicans What it all b...

"Only in America":



...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambu...

Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Fo...

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...

|Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are t...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in Amer...

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfun...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of ...

Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write ...

My fellow Armenians,

As I stand here today, looking out over this magnifi...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...

... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance;

... Are there handicap ...

Why is it that in America:

1. Why is it that you can a pizza get to your house fa...

USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...

From the "Say What?" file -- true story: I'm taking two classes
this semester, one of whic...

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to thi...

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of
office politics and back stabbing. I'd like ...

You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
There'd be no more early morning decisions abo...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in...

WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 para...

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

On...

1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America.....

1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only i...

A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome...

Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "Iam the most beautiful person...

At first, you think the Harmless Weirdo is adorably eccentric, offbeat, and intelligent--an icon...

Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...