Politics Jokes

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...

Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....

What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...

What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....

What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...

Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....

Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....

Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...