politics

What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that th...

We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches t...

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...

At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...

I can't resist passing this along. The following song has been played on many
(more than ...

A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...

Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republic...

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...

Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What ...

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she ...

MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers...

Mountain bikes don't have parents.
Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really w...

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:

Issue:



Crimina...

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:

Issue:



Crimina...

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....

Some Thoughts...



If you can start the day without caffeine,

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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,<...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do...

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...

President George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks t...

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...

Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...

"Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped...

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything w...

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...

I can't remember where I read this several years ago but it was
alleged to have really ha...

WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...

Democrats V. Republicans What it all b...

"Only in America":



...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambu...