Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...
politics
Election Day
General / Unsorted jokes
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Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each
trying to no avail to convince ...The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...
During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with his neighbor, about presidential poli...How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...
THE LAND OF OZ
Politics
84 hitsTHE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "...
Just idle conversation...
Bar jokes
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A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.
He turns to barte...Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.
He turns to bart...Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine a...
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HEL...
October's horoscope, from the official tabloid paper of the Virtual
Village over on bit.l...A lying cheat
Politics
212 hitsDear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
Politics
68 hitsTOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...
In the land of Oz
Politics
74 hitsFormer Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a...
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom want...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Politics
64 hitsDid you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called...
How to call penis
Politics
74 hitsAt a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," ar...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that th...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...
Bush as a post turtle
Politics
68 hitsWhile suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches t...
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...
What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...
Rodham Anthem
Political jokes
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I can't resist passing this along. The following song has been played on many
(more than ...A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republic...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...
Democrats on the front porch
Politics
86 hitsThis little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...
Who will you choose?
Politics
45 hitsIt is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...

