Politics Jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...

A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency ...

Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "Iam the most beautiful person...

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took i...

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...

THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...

The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math ...

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...Pe...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just...

Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republic...

TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primar...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...

Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...

We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...

What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...

What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...