politics

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...

Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"...

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...

Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed...

BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thec...

How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

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From the November Contemporary Comedy

I've got the Jimmy Carter Flu. Every time you...

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...

What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunat...

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate ...

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clin...

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton....

Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...

What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...

"Bill's brother who who owns a band, Politics, will be playing at the inauguration if Bill Clint...

During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with his neighbor, about presidential poli...

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...

Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each
trying to no avail to convince ...

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...

During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with his neighbor, about presidential poli...

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...

THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to barte...

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to bart...

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine a...

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HEL...

October's horoscope, from the official tabloid paper of the Virtual
Village over on bit.l...

Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...

Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...