Politics Jokes

How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate ...

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a...

Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I...

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...

MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made ...

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...

WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...

Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four ...

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HEL...

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...

Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Fo...

Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the subu...