politics

What do you call a hundred lesbians meeting a hundred politicians?

Two hundred peop...

Son:"Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Son:"Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primar...

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"...

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I g...

Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four ...

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in t...

"The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry. Duk...

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....

A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Pl...

"Conservatives are wasting their time, energy and votes if they stay in the Republican Party. No...

There's a nickels worth of difference between a republican and a democrat

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....

A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency ...

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, ...

(Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.)

When Lyndon Johnson was running f...

Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle....

Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...

Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"...

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...

Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed...

BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thec...

How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

Easy. Watch ...

From the November Contemporary Comedy

I've got the Jimmy Carter Flu. Every time you...

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...

What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...