Politics Jokes

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...

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A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clin...

Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....

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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...

Democrats V. Republicans What it all b...

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called...

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle....

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she ...

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...

Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches t...

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of...

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to thi...

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....