politics

Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

(This came from The Washington Spectator.)


Politics has long been the answe...

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...

Baer's Quartet: What's good politics is bad economics; what's bad politics is good economics; w...

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles....

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I'...

Hall's Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. 2) Citizens want ho...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, l...

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tom...

This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, ...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to exp...

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school...

Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me a...

Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Fat...

A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...

Margaret Thatcher...

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?...

Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...

Culled from elementary school essays on U.S. politics

Universal suffrage means that...

Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I...

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his

OWN pockets....

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics...

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!...

Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support....

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot s...

What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics....

...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many"...

What do you call a hundred lesbians meeting a hundred politicians?

Two hundred peop...

Son:"Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Son:"Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primar...

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"...

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I g...

Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four ...

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in t...

"The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry. Duk...

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....

A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Pl...

"Conservatives are wasting their time, energy and votes if they stay in the Republican Party. No...

There's a nickels worth of difference between a republican and a democrat

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....