political jokes

Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another m...

Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks?


She's withholding evidence!...

Did you hear that Hillary Clinton changed her name?

She is now known as "Sharon Pe...

Where does Monica Lewinsky go for sex on Friday night?


The Oval Office....

Unexpectedly, the first to score in the Super Bowl was Bill Clinton....

What do Bill Clinton and a bubble gum have in common?


Monica has blown them ...

And for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale" comes
the now soon to be fa...

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one, but i...

Clinton is not a "tax and spend" Democrat, he is a "contribute and invest" democrat....

When Clinton was asked about Roe vs. Wade, he replied "I think the Haitians had better row becau...

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: "If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"...

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to c...

Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the "Bill Clinton Highway?"
A: The road is crook...

Clinton, on a stop in Arkansas this week, told a crowd, "There are over a hundred jails in this ...

Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daugh...

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held ...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yello...

Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you...

How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married o...

What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!...

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to dest...

Q: Why did Bill Clinton get a new secretary?



A: He forgot where he laid th...

Why does Clinton were flannel underwear?


To Keep his knees warm....

Why did Monica always drink with a straw while she was an intern?


Practice....

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble....

What do Monica and Bill have in common. ?


They both have had joints in their...

Don't feel sorry for Monica. She'll be back on her knees in no time!...

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?


"Sat on the Presidential Staff...

When Clinton was running for office he claimed that he had never used
marijuana. He admi...

In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are hol...

Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat?
A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he ...

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't reall...

"Change, change, change... That's all we'll have in our pockets if Bill Clinton is elected presi...

Q: What's the difference between the Waco ATF and Bill Clinton?
A: BIll Clinton burned 260,00...

A George Bush watch has no hands and says "read my lips."
A Ross Perot watch only runs someti...

A Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican Friend:

The election is ove...

What is 3 inches wide, 8 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?

Bill Clinton'...

Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it ...

"The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry. Duk...

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the...

What did the dress prove?


She didn't swallow....

The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does....

Q: What would happen if Clinton took Viagra?

A: He'd get taller...

Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:...

What do Monica and Bill Clinon have most in common?


They're both going down....

Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate?


Her dad is getting more dates than sh...

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights...

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you ...