political jokes

Q: Why should Republicans be buried 100 feet deep?

A: Because deep down, they're ...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Bill Clinton....

Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers....

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
A: A noose....

When Bill's Congress passes a law, it's a joke...but when Hillary tells a joke, it' the law....

Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Marie Antoinette have in common?
A: Nothing . . . yet....

Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face....

How ironic... this is the second time in history a "Deep Throat" has been
at the center of...

Q: What is the difference between liberalism and socialism?
A: Socialism is dead....

Q: What is the difference between Whitewater and Watergate?
A: No one died in Watergate....

Bill Clinton virus - System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens....

It seems that Hillary has taken charge of hiring new interns for the White
House?
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"When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going...

Bill Clinton . . . a good reason not to root for anyone playing Arkansas....

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words....

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??


An ex-wife an...

Ever since he met JFK, Clinton wanted to be president in the worst possible way...now he's succe...

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that....

It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy....

Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence....

Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses....

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized....

Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000....

Why is everyone so mad about the President and Monica?

After all he gave her a job ...

Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!...

Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got!...

My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill....

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"....

Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours ...

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
A: They broke family tradition b...

I've heard of the Clintons being referred to as Billary, combining Bill and Hillary. Well, why ...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can...

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans ar...

Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depen...

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get...

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thi...

After much arguing and deliberation, historians have come up with a phrase to describe the Clint...

Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive ...

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one....

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to de...

Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!...

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhe...

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing....

Clinton floated a strike on baseball's opening day but most of his pitches are high and to the l...

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spo...

When Bill Clinton heard that the Big Easy was underwater, he thought he lost Monica....

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None--He'll only promise "ch...

President Clinton will be starring in his own TV show next season. It's called "Welcome Back Car...

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