political jokes

What does Clinton consider to be safe sex?


Secret service agents outside th...

What are the job requirements for secretaries at the White House?


They have ...

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't think it needs...

Who is the only woman in the White House not sleeping with Clinton?


Hillary...

Q: What is Clinton's favorite war song?
A: "Over Here"...

What did the FBI find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress?


A wad of Bi...

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?

A: Because he had a hor-monica.
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"Death, Taxes, and Democrats will always be with us, at least Death never gets any worse"...

Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six....

Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding....

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on t...

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new g...

Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (...

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?


I'll be home in twenty minutes....

"I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated."...

If the Clinton's divorce before 1996, who will get the house?...

What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica have in common???


They both blew t...

Why did Bill get into this problem?


He didn't know that harass was one word....

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute g...

Impeach Clinton!
And her husband, too!...

Bill Clinton has been mistakenly characterized as a "yes man" when he is really a "yes ma'am."...

Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe....

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?

A: You take off you...

How do you slow down a fast Arkansas woman?


Put a governor in her!...

I don't trust President Clinton or her husband....

What has four legs and smells like fish?

Clinton's desk....

How many aides does it take to change President Regans lightbulb?...

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bu...

Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't go...

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but...

Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation...

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws...

Bill Clinton. The perfect thing if pro wrestling is too complicated for you....

One thing's sure about Clinton--he sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs....

Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."...

No one can call Clinton a cheap taxpayer. Look at how much he is costing the taxpayers....

The money clip of the 90's will be a penny stuck in a paper clip....

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it i...

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never...

Why doesn't Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? "Socialism"...

We were so poor that even Bill Clinton's tax plan would't call us rich....

Did you hear what the FBI determined about Monica Lewinski?

Not only is she a slut...

Did you hear that the lab finally determined
what was on Monica Lewinsky's dress?
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What's the new name for the place where Bill Clinton does his business?

Q: What will you get if Clinton's health bill passes?
A: No Job....

Q. Why did George W Bush want to get to India before lunch?

A. He heard that ther...

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've...

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...

Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked b...