Political Jokes

One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul.

"I need to find s...

Once Bill Clinton visited a elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them...

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side o...

(This was posted a week ago in talk.pol.misc, but thought I'd let you
mull it over. It i...

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush wi...

President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, ...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. ...

By accident Hillary Clinton and Bob Dole met.

"If I were your wive", Hilary said, "...

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute.  In a d...

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hil...

It was the first day of school and a new student, Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, ent...

How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?


"It...

How do you slow down a fast Arkansas woman?


Put a governor in her!...

How ironic... this is the second time in history a "Deep Throat" has been
at the center of...

How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None. Bill C...

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Four hundred and s...

I heard this joke from a Czech explaining how the new leadership in
Czechoslovakia was se...

You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You have to bel...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehen...

Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it. "I had a dr...

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've...

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and th...

In a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late
night meetings wi...

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President
Clinton?" 86% ...

WARNING - may be offensive to Los Angelenos, Tiny Tim, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, OJ Simpson and women ...