political jokes

Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
A: The whine cellar....

Q: Why did the Clintons switch from MCI to AT&T?
A: They didn't have enough friends left to m...

What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York abode?

Th...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: T...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get...

Q: Why is Perot's wife glad he didn't get elected?
A: If he won, they would have to move to a...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: R...

Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Dep...

Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common?
A: They b...

[Post 1994 Election aftermath]
I hear that thousands of rafts overflowing with Democrats are ...

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to sen...

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't ad...

Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern....

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an ...

Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recover...

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts....

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!...

Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House....

What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw in Washington?


The executive ...

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte...

What did Clinton tell his lawyer after Monica Lewinski testified?


"She said...

Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996....

Seen on an Arkansas Car Bumper


"Honk, if you haven't had sex with Bill Clint...

Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow...

If Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!...

What was the last gift Bill gave to Monica?


Spot remover....

Which is worse, a Vice-President who can't spell or a President who can't add?...

Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!...

What does Clinton consider to be safe sex?


Secret service agents outside th...

What are the job requirements for secretaries at the White House?


They have ...

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't think it needs...

Who is the only woman in the White House not sleeping with Clinton?


Hillary...

Q: What is Clinton's favorite war song?
A: "Over Here"...

What did the FBI find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress?


A wad of Bi...

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?

A: Because he had a hor-monica.
...

"Death, Taxes, and Democrats will always be with us, at least Death never gets any worse"...

Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six....

Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding....

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on t...

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new g...

Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (...

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?


I'll be home in twenty minutes....

"I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated."...

If the Clinton's divorce before 1996, who will get the house?...

What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica have in common???


They both blew t...

Why did Bill get into this problem?


He didn't know that harass was one word....

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute g...

Impeach Clinton!
And her husband, too!...