Political Jokes

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would...

Don't feel sorry for Monica. She'll be back on her knees in no time!...

Letter to the DENTON RECORD CHRONICLE from Dwight Crawford Sr.of Sanger, Texas:

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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn'...

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you ...

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curiou...

1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few.....

Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and...

During a political debate the politicians were asked to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. ...

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They com...

At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of ...

WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Wednesday morning, Congress unanimously voted t...

Replace [.....] with the name of your president of choice.

One night, President [.....

Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from...

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They c...

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Ein...

George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? The nation....

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,

when George W. sa...

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before ...

The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presi...

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be...

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flow...

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her le...