Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence....
political jokes
Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology...
You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more o...
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that....
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow ...
Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer....
You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."...
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs....
Q: What's a word for Clintons '92 campaign
A: A snow job....
Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He won't pay her $300....
Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than o...Q&A
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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scu...
Q: What is Hillary's favorite holiday?
A: Summer Solstice....
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
A: The U.S. still has a Commu...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
A: To attend D-Day celebrations....Democrats at work
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Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What ...
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on...
Q: Where are the two biggest airbags located?
A: The White House....
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
A: Grade six....
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding....
Q: What is Hillary's new nickname after her latest hairstyle?
A: Oldielocks....
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don'...
The only union you support is the Major League Baseball players, because heck, they're richer th...
Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
A: He's afraid of the draft....Clinton one-liner
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Food stamps are rationed so what makes you think government-run health care won't be?...
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts....Clinton one-liner
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"They are Drawing Up Lists of Tax Increases and Cuts in Entitlement Programs. One Target: Big Co...
Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic (R)ighteous (Y)uppies...
Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee--If No Recov...
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town....
Q: What does Hillary have in common with the city of Buffalo?
A: They both have Bills that ar...
You argue that you need 300 semi-automatic assault rifles, in case a squirrel ever attacks your ...
You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual devianc...Clinton one-liner
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"Bill and Hillary have provided the special prosecutor with every shred of evidence they have." ...
Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund?
A: A free stamp....
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep a...
Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom...
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling....
Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?
A: Vice-president of the United States....
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to h...Clinton one-liner
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Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during the swearing...
Q: Why did Ted Kennedy spend four hours in the voting booth?
A: He thought he was in a confes...
Q: What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full?
A: An optimist....
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two--One to promise he'll do...
Q: What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons?
A: ...
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Nearby
Vein: C...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can "because he is lazy and doesn't...
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
A: Who ...
Q: What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons?
A: ...
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in ...
