Political Jokes

Concussion: A prisoner's sofa

Congenital: To be friendly

D & C: Where the White Ho...

Jaundice: To include in a group

Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

Labor ...

Clinton, on a stop in Arkansas this week, told a crowd, "There are over a hundred jails in this ...

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know....

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 199...

Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!...

It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid....

If you can read this
You're not from here...

Clinton (verb):

To respond to a question with an answer which, while technically ...

One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the ...

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He
notices ...

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each ...

Bill: ``Have you heard my last speech?''
Hillary: ``No, I didn't know it was the last one!''...

President Bevis, Vice President Butthead
I thought that happened in November of 1992....

"They are Drawing Up Lists of Tax Increases and Cuts in Entitlement Programs. One Target: Big Co...

"Change, change, change... That's all we'll have in our pockets if Bill Clinton is elected presi...

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton's draft dodging back?...

I'm not Fonda Clinton...

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her ...

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington....

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhe...

Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate!...

If Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!...

Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as C...

After seeing footage from the new movie "The Lion King," I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clin...