You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969....
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If 50% of adults are illiterate, how come Bill only got 43% of the vote?...
Chelsea Clinton....
You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."...Clinton one-liner
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The problem with a government-run trust fund is that there is too little of either....
You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare....
In Washington DC, and asked "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
86% said "Never again."...Why did...
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Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good....
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."...
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie....Clinton one-liner
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If character is not an issue, why isn't Ted Kennedy president?...Clinton one-liner
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Rodhamhood: She steals from everyone to give to the government....
You've ever said the phrase, "Civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties"....
You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"....Clinton one-liner
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Bill: ``Have you heard my last speech?''
Hillary: ``No, I didn't know it was the last one!''...
Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged....Clinton one-liner
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Diapers and congressmen need to be changed frequently for much the same reason....
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55....
Gore: (G)ennifer's (O)nly (R)emaining (E)nterprise...
You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker....
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it....
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America....
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R....
Chelsea Clinton....
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
A: Heredity....
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses....
Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence....
Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology...
You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more o...
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that....
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow ...
Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer....
You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."...
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs....
Q: What's a word for Clintons '92 campaign
A: A snow job....
Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He won't pay her $300....
Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than o...Q&A
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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scu...
Q: What is Hillary's favorite holiday?
A: Summer Solstice....
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
A: The U.S. still has a Commu...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
A: To attend D-Day celebrations....Democrats at work
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Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What ...
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on...
Q: Where are the two biggest airbags located?
A: The White House....
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
A: Grade six....
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding....
