political jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?

A: Chelsea....

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something....

It's the spending stupid!...

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."...

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington....

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."...

You confuse Lenin with Lennon....

You've ever called education a luxury....

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable....

You're afraid of the liberal media....

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."...

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you....

If you can read this
You're not from here...

You think Huey Newton is a cookie....

Be amazed :-)...

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle....

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese....

You fax the FBI a weekly list of "Commies in my neighborhood."...

Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate!...

Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job....

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have s...

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."...

It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid....

Democrats seem to think they have a monopoly on protest....

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty....

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Bill Clinton?


A prostitute....

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love....

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax...

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."...

What do you get when you cross Ted Kaczyski with Monica Lewinsky?


- Dynami...

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969....

"Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President"...

If 50% of adults are illiterate, how come Bill only got 43% of the vote?...

Chelsea Clinton....

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."...

George W. Bush.
...

The problem with a government-run trust fund is that there is too little of either....

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare....

In Washington DC, and asked "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
86% said "Never again."...

Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good....

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."...

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie....

If character is not an issue, why isn't Ted Kennedy president?...

Oxymoron of 1994: Whitewater Development....

Rodhamhood: She steals from everyone to give to the government....

You've ever said the phrase, "Civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties"....

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"....

Bill: ``Have you heard my last speech?''
Hillary: ``No, I didn't know it was the last one!''...

Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged....

Voter: "The joke's over, bring back Bush."...