political jokes

In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are hol...

Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat?
A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he ...

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't reall...

"Change, change, change... That's all we'll have in our pockets if Bill Clinton is elected presi...

Q: What's the difference between the Waco ATF and Bill Clinton?
A: BIll Clinton burned 260,00...

A George Bush watch has no hands and says "read my lips."
A Ross Perot watch only runs someti...

A Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican Friend:

The election is ove...

What is 3 inches wide, 8 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?

Bill Clinton'...

Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it ...

"The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry. Duk...

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the...

What did the dress prove?


She didn't swallow....

The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does....

Q: What would happen if Clinton took Viagra?

A: He'd get taller...

Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:...

What do Monica and Bill Clinon have most in common?


They're both going down....

Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate?


Her dad is getting more dates than sh...

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights...

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you ...

Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a fa...

After agonizing for several days over the situation in former Yugoslavia where ethnic Serbs, Bos...

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remo...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next Pr...

When asked how Paula Jones compared to Monica Lewinski, President Clinton
responded "Clos...

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big b...

Q: What is the difference between Clinton's health care plan and a kidney stone?
A: A kidney ...

Bob Kerrey, when asked about Bill Clinton dodging the draft: "Do I care if he evaded the draft? ...

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until...

What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting
on January 22, 19...

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--o...

By accident Hillary Clinton and Bob Dole met.

"If I were your wive", Hilary said, "...

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went...

Why does Monica Lewinsky refuse to play golf?


She is sick and tired of getti...

After seeing footage from the new movie "The Lion King," I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clin...

Monica was interviewed before joining the White House interns, they asked
her how she held...

Q: What is the difference between the Titanic and President Clinton?A: With the Titanic we know ...

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait...

When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?


When she didn't swal...

What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?

At least...

What's the differance between Bill Clinton and a carp?

One's a b...

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat.

When he left to discov...

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Some people still believe ...

Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study?


He ...

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One of them...

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't! He whines a whil...

Did you hear that in response to President Bill Clinton's habit of dropping in on the local McDo...

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know...

Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twen...

What's the recipe for Clinton stew?

Put a tiny weenie into real ...