political jokes

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served pro...

You are in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a lawyer.You have a gun and only two bu...

The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary's faces on them. However...

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it...

Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to...

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to st...

What brand of underwear does Monica Lewinsky wear?


President's Choice....

What's the new game they're playing in the White House?

Swallow ...

Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
A: He is stupid!...

"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
it closed.'"

Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex.

Bill Clinton worries about getting ...

Hillary has just released her new book.


It takes a city to satisfy my husba...

What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?

A girl that can run...

Q: How long does it take Osama Bin Laden's mother to take a crap?

A: Apparently, ...

Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!...

What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in
common?


They were both up...

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.

Clinton was a perfect match.
...

Did you see Monica Lewinsky had an advertisement with a white ring around
her mouth?

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver?


One turns i...

Q: Why was Roger Clinton's wedding delayed 5 days?
A: The bride's father had to wait 5 days t...

Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as C...

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100...

Monica has been receiving a lot of kidding about her weight. She
considered to have her ...

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, th...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
A: ...

Jay Leno monologue; "Britney Spears doing Pepsi. Christina Aguilera now doing an ad for Coke. Bi...

If Clinton wanted legislation to burn down the Capitol building, Republicans in the Senate would...

Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have eno...

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grow...

Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another m...

Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks?


She's withholding evidence!...

Did you hear that Hillary Clinton changed her name?

She is now known as "Sharon Pe...

Where does Monica Lewinsky go for sex on Friday night?


The Oval Office....

Unexpectedly, the first to score in the Super Bowl was Bill Clinton....

What do Bill Clinton and a bubble gum have in common?


Monica has blown them ...

And for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale" comes
the now soon to be fa...

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one, but i...

Clinton is not a "tax and spend" Democrat, he is a "contribute and invest" democrat....

When Clinton was asked about Roe vs. Wade, he replied "I think the Haitians had better row becau...

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: "If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"...

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to c...

Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the "Bill Clinton Highway?"
A: The road is crook...

Clinton, on a stop in Arkansas this week, told a crowd, "There are over a hundred jails in this ...

Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daugh...

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held ...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yello...

Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you...

How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married o...