political jokes

Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very ...

Gorbachev's handicap is that he too long tried to placate both the
democratic reformists ...

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans d...

Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is ...

Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?
A: They are having a lot ...

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look...

Q: What do you get when you have Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Dolly Parton in the same room?

Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom fe...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a ...

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The d...

Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
A: Possib...

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imi...

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the ...

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son D...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

How many Ken Starrs does it take to change a light bulb?


Only one, but it ...

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging a...

Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retra...

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."...

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about ...

Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death?
A: ...

If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescui...

This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telling lies.

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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will...

There was a line in George's speech where he said I raised taxes one time and I lived to regret ...

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public...

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and Christopher Reeve?
A: Clinton is dead from the n...

Clinton: "I will consult both sides of the issue on Free Trade."
Reporter: "Uh, That would be...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

I heard this on the radio yesterday morning...

The democrats, desperate for a cand...

An after the election bonus: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly a...

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do...

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill's speaking engagements?<...

Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the t...

Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former wor...

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight de...

Starting monthly salary for US Marine...$984.60

According to local personality Doug Mu...

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmassea...

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrat...

Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jo...

Someone asked Clinton if he was heading to Arkansas after this is over.


He r...

How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?


"It...

Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?


He thinks the Gaz...

What was the worst mistake that Bill made with Monica?


He didn't send her h...

There is an unconfirmed report from Washington DC that about one month
ago a well-know...

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket?
A: A pickpocket snatches watc...

Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours?


Clinton was showing ...