political jokes

Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: No class and no principals....

Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They l...

Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged....

Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R....

I'm not Fonda Clinton...

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings....

Why is there no proof? She swallowed the evidence....

Clinton in 1996--NOT!!...

Want to leave the other country absolutely devasted? Ruined? Unable to function for years?
We...

Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: "You idiot! I told you to ...

1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few.....

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers...

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can...

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential ...

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for bir...

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they'r...

Q: What's Bill Clinton's least expensive hobby?
A: To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust...

Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tel...

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her ...

One advantage Clinton has over past presidents is that doesn't have to worry about how much time...

Schwartsneger has a BIG one
Michael J.Fox has a SMALL one
Madonna doesn't have one
The ...

Q: Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on Wednesday?
A: It was Sec...

Q: Why doesn't Osama have sex with his wives?

A: Every time they open their legs,...

Seems Ms. Lewinski went to her favorite cleaners the other day. She
said to the owner, "I...

Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
A:...

Q: Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton?
A: He can't give a woman a pink slip without ...

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school....

Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lyi...

Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops ...

Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade ...

Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very ...

Gorbachev's handicap is that he too long tried to placate both the
democratic reformists ...

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans d...

Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is ...

Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?
A: They are having a lot ...

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look...

Q: What do you get when you have Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Dolly Parton in the same room?

Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom fe...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a ...

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The d...

Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
A: Possib...

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imi...

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the ...

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son D...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

How many Ken Starrs does it take to change a light bulb?


Only one, but it ...

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging a...

Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retra...

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."...