political jokes

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it's got two left wings....

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces....

Election night
Bill: ``Honey, we won!''
Hillary: ``Honestly?!''
Bill: ``Let's not bring...

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging sui...

Bill Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn't vote....

Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern....

President Bevis, Vice President Butthead
I thought that happened in November of 1992....

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household...

Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland...

The FBI has called in Ms. Lewinsky to face charges of destroying evidence.
It seems she ha...

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton's draft dodging back?...

Clinton (verb):

To respond to a question with an answer which, while technically ...

Q: What's a Clinton sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep....

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it gr...

If the President were a woman, this scandal never would have happened,
because women alway...

Does anybody know the Washington Post's code name for their Clinton
insider-news source?

Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
A: A dead girlfriend....

Q: Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of beer at Clinton?
A: Yes, but it's ok. It was ...

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
A: If his lips...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?
A: Because no one could get this st...

Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
A: A police lineup....

Q: How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device?
A: He is a bag of air that is not on ...

Q: What does Hillary Clinton have in common with Gerald Ford?
A: They both became president w...

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a joggi...

Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!...

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, an...

Q: How did we know long before the Haiti invasion that Clinton was planning to go to war?
A: ...

Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bil...

Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
A: They both dominate Bills...

Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose....

Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: No class and no principals....

Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They l...

Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged....

Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R....

I'm not Fonda Clinton...

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings....

Why is there no proof? She swallowed the evidence....

Clinton in 1996--NOT!!...

Want to leave the other country absolutely devasted? Ruined? Unable to function for years?
We...

Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: "You idiot! I told you to ...

1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few.....

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers...

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can...

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential ...

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for bir...

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they'r...

Q: What's Bill Clinton's least expensive hobby?
A: To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust...

Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tel...

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her ...

One advantage Clinton has over past presidents is that doesn't have to worry about how much time...