political jokes

I've heard of the Clintons being referred to as Billary, combining Bill and Hillary. Well, why ...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can...

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans ar...

Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depen...

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get...

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thi...

After much arguing and deliberation, historians have come up with a phrase to describe the Clint...

Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive ...

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one....

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to de...

Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!...

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhe...

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing....

Clinton floated a strike on baseball's opening day but most of his pitches are high and to the l...

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spo...

When Bill Clinton heard that the Big Easy was underwater, he thought he lost Monica....

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None--He'll only promise "ch...

President Clinton will be starring in his own TV show next season. It's called "Welcome Back Car...

Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation...

Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll? You pull the string and it never tells the same ...

Q: What do you get when you give Bill Clinton a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change....

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
A: A man without a clue....

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea....

Q: Who should Clinton have used to overthrow Haiti's military?
A: John Elway....

Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: When he shows character, he's acting....

Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?


He couldn't give h...

Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton....

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To meet the chick....

Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty...

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it's got two left wings....

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces....

Election night
Bill: ``Honey, we won!''
Hillary: ``Honestly?!''
Bill: ``Let's not bring...

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging sui...

Bill Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn't vote....

Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern....

President Bevis, Vice President Butthead
I thought that happened in November of 1992....

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household...

Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland...

The FBI has called in Ms. Lewinsky to face charges of destroying evidence.
It seems she ha...

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton's draft dodging back?...

Clinton (verb):

To respond to a question with an answer which, while technically ...

Q: What's a Clinton sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep....

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it gr...

If the President were a woman, this scandal never would have happened,
because women alway...

Does anybody know the Washington Post's code name for their Clinton
insider-news source?

Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
A: A dead girlfriend....

Q: Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of beer at Clinton?
A: Yes, but it's ok. It was ...

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
A: If his lips...

Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?
A: Because no one could get this st...