political jokes

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunat...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfo...

From The Simpsons in April of 1993:
[Bart] Didn't you think there was something wrong when yo...

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
A: When he married...

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at ...

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected....

The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President....

"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."...

I think therefore I am (not a Democrat...)...

I think therefore I am (not a Republican...)...

A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into th...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which o...

From a Gore Vidal speech to the National Press Club carried on NPR:

I heard bad ne...

Bush approved of a new method of testing ready-to-eat meat for the potentially lethal Listeria b...

10. The Rosstafarians

9. United We're Nuts

8. The Dork-O-Crats

Now that it's '88, it's time for some political nonsense (redundant?)

A LESSON IN ...

This political joke is from the book "From Beirut to Jerusalem," by
Thomas Friedman.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Stephen Wertheim

Stephen W...

From Contemporary Comedy

This is the third anniversary of Bill Clinton's election...

Seen on a bumper sticker:

Let us pray for President Clinton: Psalm 109:8

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected....

During a political debate the politicians were asked to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. ...

Newsflash X/X 1992 Newsflash

St. Louis, MO (UPI)--Vice President Dan Quayle t...

A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation
at the World Trade ...

These future bestsellers will not only be popular to the stupid, but they will also save trees. ...

You answer to "The Man."...

He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs...

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan....

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid....

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Republican?

A: Nothing. There are som...

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?

A: Chelsea....

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something....

It's the spending stupid!...

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."...

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington....

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."...

You confuse Lenin with Lennon....

You've ever called education a luxury....

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable....

You're afraid of the liberal media....

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."...

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you....

If you can read this
You're not from here...

You think Huey Newton is a cookie....

Be amazed :-)...

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle....

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese....

You fax the FBI a weekly list of "Commies in my neighborhood."...

Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate!...

Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job....